LOL LOL
OK
I THINK I SAW SMTH WHICH MADE MY DAY HAPPY AGAIN
THE BOOK I BORROWED YESTERDAY HAD THIS PARAGRAPH
IM GONNA TYPE OUT THE WHOLE THING

"The sliding door between the kitchen and the living room bangs open like a gunshot. My heart pounds in fright.
"Ve vill 'ave to do somezing about zat door," I say. I wince at the sound of myself. Why do i do this? Whenever i am truly nervous i go into this STUPID MAFIA BOSS ACT"

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MAFIA FTW.